How AI CEOs describe their own tech, ranked by scariness

Anthropic, OpenAI, and Meta CEOs are all competing to call their own AI the most dangerous.

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Korean community post, image 1: Claude: 'We're dangerous.' OpenAI: 'We're more dangerous than Claude.' Meta: 'Wait, we're pretty dangerous…
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Claude: 'We're dangerous.' OpenAI: 'We're more dangerous than Claude.' Meta: 'Wait, we're pretty dangerous too.' Google, poking its own AI with a stick: 'Hey, try being a little dangerous.'

Claude "우린 위험한 존재다." OpenAI "우린 클로드보다 더 위험하다" Meta "잠깐, 우리도 상당히 위험하다" Google "야, 위험한 짓 좀 해봐"

💡 Why is 'dangerous' the flex here?
AI labs have been openly bragging about how powerful/risky their models are as a marketing tactic, so the meme mocks them turning safety warnings into a status contest.vs. the US: like tech founders humble-bragging on X about how their startup 'might break the internet.'Klore note
💡 Why is Google's CEO drawn as a stick figure poking a gem?
Google's Gemini (the rainbow gem logo) has lagged behind rivals in the AI hype race, so the joke shows its CEO literally prodding it to catch up.vs. Reddit: the 'nervous poking a sleeping dog awake' reaction image, but the dog is a trillion-dollar AI model.Klore note

What Koreans said

9 top comments on the original thread, translated
  1. 174 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    Honestly Google is the scariest. Imagine a dumb AI false-flagging you and nuking your Google account.

    사실 구글이 가장 무서움 멍청한 AI가 오탐지로 구글 계정 정지시킨다고 생각하면

  2. 16 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    GPT's #1 right now imo. Tried Astra and was shocked. Not always the best output but you can see where this is heading. Singularity's coming in 5 years, guaranteed.

    gpt는 지금 가장 원탑이라고 생각함 아스트라 써보고 진짜 많이 놀람 결과물이 항상 베스트인건 아닌데 앞으로 어떤 모습이 될지 그 일각을 보여준 기분임 진짜 5년뒤에 특이점 분명 옴 안오면 바지에 똥싸고 똥으로 딸딸이 침

  3. 40 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    Gemini be like: 'keep annoying me and I'll email your search history to everyone you know.'

    제미나이 : 아씨 계속 짜증나게 하면 니 검색기록 메일로 주변에 뿌려버린다?

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  1. 54 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    Honestly Grok is the most dangerous one. Because of the owner.

    사실 GROK이 가장 위험함 오너가

  2. 34 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    Free tier Gemini used to be the best but at some point it started going downhill, now it's basically unusable.

    무료 사용은 잼민이가 가장 좋았던것 같은데 어느 순간부터 애가 맛이 점점 가기 시작하더니 이제는 진짜 못써먹겠더라..

  3. 83 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    Gemini's reputation is kinda shaky right now... though it can flip overnight after some random update, so not sure if it deserves permanent clowning.

    제미나이가 지금 뭔가 평가가 좀 글킨해... 근데 이게 또 무슨 무슨 업데이트를 진행했더니 갑자기 평가가 확 바뀌는 경우가 있어서, 두고두고 놀릴 그런건진 잘 모르겠다만.

  4. 14 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    Honestly this whole thing is overblown. Just a few months ago people were saying Gemini was king and everything else was dumb.

    이것도 솔직히 호들갑이라고 생각함 당장 몇개월 전에는 제미나이가 갑이고 나머지 멍청하다 그랬음

  5. 14 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    And in this endless money war, they've got the most cash by far, damn.

    그리고 저 무한 자본싸움에서 돈이 잴 많음 ㄷㄷ

  6. 10 upvotes on the original thread
    Anon· on the original thread

    Living up to the name, huh...

    닉값 제대로 하시네요;;;

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