He dips a urine test strip in every fast-food drink he orders. Today it paid off.
Diabetic guy tests his Coke Zero out of habit — and the strip lights up.
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![Korean community post, image 1: [Type 2] McDonald's almost assassinated me.](/images/posts/clip-4858cce9-1.webp)
English translation
[Type 2] McDonald's almost assassinated me. Ordered nuggets with a Coke Zero, dipped a urine test strip like always — regular Coke. If that's not assassination, what is? ㅠ
[2형] 맥날한테 암살당할뻔했다 ㅅㅂ 맥너겟 먹고싶어서 주문하면서 제로콜라시켰는데 항상 이런거 주문할땐 소변검사지로 당체크하거든 혹시몰라서 근데 일반콜라로옴 이게 암살이아니면 뭐란말임 ㅠ
💡 Why is dipping a strip in your soda the joke?
It reads as pure paranoia — until the day the counter actually hands you regular Coke, ~40g of sugar, enough to wreck a diabetic's blood sugar.vs. The peanut-allergy kid who swabs every cookie, and one day finds peanuts.Klore note
💡 What's the "[Type 2]" tag?
He's on DCInside's insulin board, where posters flag Type 1 or Type 2 in the title so readers know whose experience it is.vs. Subreddit flair, but for your pancreas.Klore note
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